pity party

Cartoon illustration of a golf course with a golf ball that has a sad face, showing X's for eyes and a frown, placed on a golf tee with a flag in the background.

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  • Rest In Pity  Polo - Deep Rough

    Deep Rough Polo

    $55

    4-Way Stretch Technology, Advanced Anti-Odor Protection, UPF 50 Sun Protection, Superior Moisture Management , Stay-Right Collar Design.

    Top Tier Quality - Great for on or off the course!

  • Journeyman Hat

    $35

    Your ball takes a hard right into the woods. It's not a matter of if, but when. That's why we made the Journeyman. It's not just a hat; it's the official uniform for every golfer's unplanned journey into the woods.

    With a camo brim for cover, brown-lettered pity for truth, and the solemn mark of the Funeral for a Fairway collection — it’s built for every golfer forced into survival mode.

    Rest in Pity.

  • Neon Mourning Hat

    $30

    Your dreams died under the desert sun — but the lights of Vegas still flicker for you. The Neon Mourning is a vigil in hat form: black crown, crisp white rope, and retro script bold enough to glow like a broken marquee.

    This isn’t just a hat. It’s the last rites for your lost balls, your shanked drives, and your fragile golf ego — all mourned under the fading neon of Las Vegas.

    Rest in Pity.

  • Ritual Hat

    $35

    **Ships week of Sept 22nd**
    Every trip to the rough becomes a ceremony. In the desert, fire is both a warning and a way of saying goodbye — and the Ritual is stitched from that same blaze.

    Camo crown, seared orange lettering, and a silhouette that feels less like golf gear and more like a rite of passage. This isn’t a hat, it’s the torchlight at your own fairway funeral.

    Rest in Pity.

  • Sticker Pack

    $10

    Each purchase comes with one sticker - but obviously you need more.

    Sizes vary from 2.5”x2.5” to 3.5” x 4”

We’re just three guys in Las Vegas who golf for the thrill, the love, and the sheer agony of it all. We’ve turned disappointment into a lifestyle, frustration into fashion, and losing golf balls into an art form.

Welcome to our Pity Party—BYOB.

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