Neon Mourning Hat

$27.00

Your dreams died under the desert sun — but the lights of Vegas still flicker for you. The Neon Mourning hat is a vigil in hat form: black crown, crisp white rope, and retro script bold enough to glow like a broken marquee.

This isn’t just a hat. It’s the last rites for your lost balls, your shanked drives, and your fragile golf ego — all mourned under the fading neon of Las Vegas.

Rest in Pity.

Your dreams died under the desert sun — but the lights of Vegas still flicker for you. The Neon Mourning hat is a vigil in hat form: black crown, crisp white rope, and retro script bold enough to glow like a broken marquee.

This isn’t just a hat. It’s the last rites for your lost balls, your shanked drives, and your fragile golf ego — all mourned under the fading neon of Las Vegas.

Rest in Pity.