Meet the most relatable ball marker on the course. The Pity Party Ball Marker features our signature sad-ball icon — X’d-out eyes, slumped frown, and scarred-up golf ball texture — perfectly capturing that “I just three-putted” energy. Clean, bold, and slightly miserable, it’s designed to stand out on the green while staying effortlessly cool.
Crafted with a smooth, durable finish and a raised black outline, this marker pops against any putting surface and won’t fade, chip, or disappear into the grass like your confidence after a double bogey.
Whether you’re lining up a birdie or surviving another meltdown, this little guy is right there with you.
Details:
Premium hard-enamel style finish
Raised black border + face details
Standard ball marker size (fits all magnetic hats & clips)
Designed by Pity Party Golf, most fashionable folks in the field.
Why you need it: Because every great round includes at least one emotional breakdown — and now you have a marker that understands.
Rest in Pity. Putt with purpose. 🏌️♂️
Meet the most relatable ball marker on the course. The Pity Party Ball Marker features our signature sad-ball icon — X’d-out eyes, slumped frown, and scarred-up golf ball texture — perfectly capturing that “I just three-putted” energy. Clean, bold, and slightly miserable, it’s designed to stand out on the green while staying effortlessly cool.
Crafted with a smooth, durable finish and a raised black outline, this marker pops against any putting surface and won’t fade, chip, or disappear into the grass like your confidence after a double bogey.
Whether you’re lining up a birdie or surviving another meltdown, this little guy is right there with you.
Details:
Premium hard-enamel style finish
Raised black border + face details
Standard ball marker size (fits all magnetic hats & clips)
Designed by Pity Party Golf, most fashionable folks in the field.
Why you need it: Because every great round includes at least one emotional breakdown — and now you have a marker that understands.
Rest in Pity. Putt with purpose. 🏌️♂️
