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Deep Rough Polo
$55
4-Way Stretch Technology, Advanced Anti-Odor Protection, UPF 50 Sun Protection, Superior Moisture Management , Stay-Right Collar Design.
Top Tier Quality - Great for on or off the course!
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Journeyman Hat
$35
Your ball takes a hard right into the woods. It's not a matter of if, but when. That's why we made the Journeyman. It's not just a hat; it's the official uniform for every golfer's unplanned journey into the woods.
With a camo brim for cover, brown-lettered pity for truth, and the solemn mark of the Funeral for a Fairway collection — it’s built for every golfer forced into survival mode.
Rest in Pity.
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Neon Mourning Hat
$30
Your dreams died under the desert sun — but the lights of Vegas still flicker for you. The Neon Mourning is a vigil in hat form: black crown, crisp white rope, and retro script bold enough to glow like a broken marquee.
This isn’t just a hat. It’s the last rites for your lost balls, your shanked drives, and your fragile golf ego — all mourned under the fading neon of Las Vegas.
Rest in Pity.
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Ritual Hat
$35
**Ships week of Sept 22nd**
Every trip to the rough becomes a ceremony. In the desert, fire is both a warning and a way of saying goodbye — and the Ritual is stitched from that same blaze.Camo crown, seared orange lettering, and a silhouette that feels less like golf gear and more like a rite of passage. This isn’t a hat, it’s the torchlight at your own fairway funeral.
Rest in Pity.
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Sticker Pack
$10
Each purchase comes with one sticker - but obviously you need more.
Sizes vary from 2.5”x2.5” to 3.5” x 4”