$60

Sometimes the drive goes OB and the golf gods demand… a Penalty Drop.

The Penalty Drop Polo embraces the chaos of the game with a clean, referee-inspired look — vertical deep-divot colored pinstripes on a crisp off-white body, paired with a bold dark collar stitched with our signature reminder:

Rest in Pity.

$60

Some find fairways, others find themselves. Forged in the rough, worn with pride.

The Deep Rough Polo is built for the golfers who thrive in chaos — the ones who find themselves knee-high in trouble and still look good doing it.

A dark forest green body contrasts against a clean white collar stitched with our signature reminder:

Rest in Pity.

$35

The Reaper doesn’t speak often, but when he does — it’s dark. The Eulogy Tee memorializes golf’s most poetic failure: beauty, chaos, and bad decisions wrapped in a black sermon.

Distressed art print of your final round, signed in blood-red heartbreak.

Rest in Pity.

$35

Every trip to the rough becomes a ceremony. In the desert, fire is both a warning and a way of saying goodbye — and the Ritual is stitched from that same blaze.

Camo crown, seared orange lettering, and a silhouette that feels less like golf gear and more like a rite of passage. This isn’t a hat, it’s the torchlight at your own fairway funeral.

Rest in Pity.

$35

A cinematic staple of the Pity Party lineup—built for anyone who feels more at home under stadium lights than sunshine. The Monument Hat’s bold, varsity-style PITY embroidery stands proud on a deep-black crown, giving the hat an unmistakable presence even in the darkest scenes.

A subtle rope detail runs across the brim, adding a vintage Americana touch that feels equal parts roadside memorial, late-night ballfield, and desert ghost-town grit.

Rest in Pity.

$35

A new take on our crowd favorite, the Ritual Hat. This time on an adjustable sand and black cap. For the late nights, the early mornings and everything in-between.

Rest in Pity.

$35

The Monument Hat is a brooding, cinematic staple of the Pity Party lineup—built for anyone who feels more at home under stadium lights than sunshine.

Its bold, varsity-style PITY embroidery stands proud on a mid-brown crown, giving the hat an unmistakable presence even in the darkest scenes.

Rest in Pity.

$40

This chunky little number is perfect for those cold nights and windy mornings.

Rest in Pity

$35

Your ball takes a hard right into the woods. It's not a matter of if, but when. That's why we made the Journeyman. It's not just a hat; it's the official uniform for every golfer's unplanned journey into the woods.

With a camo brim for cover, brown-lettered pity for truth, and the solemn mark of the Funeral for a Fairway collection — it’s built for every golfer forced into survival mode.

Rest in Pity.

$35

Your dreams died under the desert sun — but the lights of Vegas still flicker for you. The Neon Mourning is a vigil in hat form: black crown, crisp white rope, and retro script bold enough to glow like a broken marquee.

This isn’t just a hat. It’s the last rites for your lost balls, your shanked drives, and your fragile golf ego — all mourned under the fading neon of Las Vegas.

Rest in Pity.

$35

This vintage inspired Monument Hat is a brooding, cinematic staple of the Pity Party lineup—built for anyone who feels more at home under stadium lights than sunshine.

Its bold, varsity-style PITY embroidery stands proud on a mid-brown crown, giving the hat an unmistakable presence even in the darkest scenes.

Rest in Pity.

$10

Each purchase comes with one sticker - but obviously you need more.

Sizes vary from 2.5”x2.5” to 3.5” x 4”